Sunday, January 2, 2011

So who the hell are these "Dark Saints"?!

Dark Saints is propably the most (in)famous alliance guild in our realm, focused on PVP and world PVP. Hordies rather don't like us (I really don't know why!) and try to hunt us down whenever they can. I can say a lot about this guild, but I'm lazy. Instead you can watch this noobish video made by some idiot from our guild:






Parashade - our guildmaster. He is a noob and he should learn 2 play. Really. This statement is based on 2 years of my observations and calculations (ok, I'm kidding! Para don't kick me from guild pleaseeeeeee...). He is a human and got less than 100 intellect. Few weeks ago he visited Gilneas (some diplomacy or other shit) and he was infected. The illness is called furrying. Very bad. Now his body is covered with fur and he howls during fullmoon. On the other hand guild can safe some money because dog's foodstuff is cheaper than normal food. Damn, I need a vial of his blood for some research projects!

Anyway, he isn't bad leader. The guild was created in 2006 so he leads it for over 4 years! He is also a (slighty) skilled warrior (still he should L2P cus pro). Hordes do everything to kill him and they fail very often. He got more enemies (mostly hordies) than friends and many people whine at him, because when they attack him they become zerged by his guildies (who said wpvp is fair?!). There is Parashade's fanclub on Ravenholdt lead by Bazel, who announces Para's achevements and all his glory in alliance trade chat ([2.Trade][Bazel]: Parashade is so pro! Shammies can walk on water but only he can swim through land). He also leads defensive raids against assaults on Alliance capital cities so hordies whine even more. How annoying is he? Look at this screenshot, captured on my horde in WotLK:













Wampyra - Parashade's wife (really!). She also heals our raids sometimes when she is bored. She is affected by furrying as her husband, but in her case it is a blessing because she is now really sexy wolf! Without her assistance Parashade would be destroyed, obliterated, annihilated and pwned to the ground many years ago (Note to myself: make sure Wampy is offline during next assassination attempt on Parashade).

But Wampyra isn't just great healer! Without her the guild would collapse! For many guild members she is as mother: always ready to help, always coming with good advice. She believes every person is good. But don't think she is weak! Few days ago Wampyra achieved 250 000 honorable kills! The Bloodthirsty title she got really fits her behaviour on the battlefield.









Blueshielding. It happens when you are in friendly area and have pvp disabled (so the nameplate above your head is blue). You can't be attacked by other faction, which gives some advantages but isn't fair. Blueshielding is forbidden in our guild and in all other wpvp guilds in Ravenholdt. In the past you should just enable pvp from the pop-up menu on your character frame. Problems started when Blizzard implemented dungeon finding tools and since then entering any instance automatically disables your pvp. It's annoying to keep it always enabled (if you forget to enable it after Heroic run, it can be a shame). Hopefully, Lovelox (also known as Lylma, in Zylos Hand - kill that nab on sight!) crated a great addon - auto pvp enabler, which can be found here:

http://wow.curse.com/downloads/wow-addons/details/autopvp.aspx

Be sure you download it! It seems to be Out of Date, but works properly (be sure you enable 'load out of date addons' in addons control panel). Thanks to Lovelox for this great tool!





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